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Old Favourites
- 'A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation...'
- 'A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.' - Greer's Third Law.
- 'ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !'
- 'Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors'
- 'Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.'
- 'Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost.'
- 'Data expands to fill the space available for storage' - Parkinson's Law of Data.
- 'Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...'
- 'Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'
- 'I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.'
- 'I dropped my computer on my foot ! That Megahurtz !'
- 'I got to think less. I had thought that, actually.' - John Cusack, 'Pushing Tin'
- 'I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:'Outlook not so good'. I said:'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.'
- 'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.' - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.
- 'If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.'
- 'Light the blue touch-paper, and stand well back'
- 'NO, You cannot dial 911, I'm downloading my mail !!!'
- 'Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? - A: None. That's a hardware problem.'
- 'Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...'
- 'Smith & Wesson - the original point and click interface.'
- 'Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.'
- 'Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.'
- 'SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.'
- 'The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.'
- 'The spell-checker did that.'
- 'The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.'
- 'The ultimate metric that I would like to propose for user friendliness is quite simple: if this system was a person, how long would it take before you punched it in the nose ?' Tom Carey
- 'The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.'
- 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, president/founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.
- 'This behaviour is by design.' - Microsoft Knowledge Base
- 'This manual says what our product actually does, no matter what the salesman may have told you it does.'
- 'This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.' Western Union internal memo, 1876.
- 'Why should I press the Start button to turn the computer off ?'
- 'You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.' - Computer analyst to programmer
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Tuesday, 26th May 2015
Newcastle, Australia
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